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ruinedchildhood:

bitches came over, yeah we threw a party

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

"hey buddy did you know that impersonating an police officer is a first offence and can land you in jail?"
*high-pitched annoying cop voice* hey buddy did you know that impersonating a police officer is a first offence and can land you in jail

(via sweetsmellofcleanlaundry)

sk-eptical:

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

This is really important

(via majorleagve)

northmiamigoon:

dam long ass relationship

pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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(Source: highcheekboneshawty, via pizza)

tupacabra:

i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye

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(via kingsleyyy)

"You wrecked me and
I apologized."

- Never again. (via bridgetoteranarnia)

(via ridinghi)

yofryman:

"Hey D.W., why doncha shut your friggin’ trap before I find a way to do it, heh heh!"
sala-cious:

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bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via sala-cious)